she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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