don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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