Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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