this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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