Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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