Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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