No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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