I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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