how hairy? two words: wookie tits
there was a trapeze. enough said
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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