O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
it glows. i had to have it.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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