spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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