Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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