the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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