Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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