the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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