She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
They took my balls.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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