turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I just want nice things and good sex
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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