Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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