IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
you didnt know i had herpes?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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