I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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