so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Randomize
