Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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