New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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