New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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