I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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