Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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