That's intense
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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