lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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