OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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