I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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