seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Randomize
