Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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