Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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