she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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