Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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