oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm getting married
To pizza
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
