I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I can feel your judgement through the phone
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
try to milk me bitch
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