so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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