Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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