I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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