I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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