Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
