yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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