I think I just saw someone hide a body.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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