Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
and she was petting her beer can
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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