But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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