you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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