She's never allowed to turn 21 again
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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