we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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