so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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